Category Archives: True Blood Recaps

Hollywood.com: ‘True Blood’ Recap: ‘Radioactive’ (Season 6, Episode 10)

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Truebies, this is it… the end is here. We have to impatiently wait until next summer before we can sink our teeth into next season of True Blood. So, grab a hefty box of kleenex to wipe your blood-stained tears away. Waiting sucks as much as being staked in the heart, right? Okay, well ALMOST as much!

But before we say goodbye to our vamp-pals and fairy gals down in Bon Temps, let’s chat about this last episode’s gory antics.

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Hollywood.com: ‘True Blood’ Recap: Life Matters (Season 6, Episode 9)

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Truebies, it’s time to face the disturbing fact that there is only one more episode left of this season. As much as it’s a downer to picture future dark, dark days absent of True Blood amazingness, we must try our best to put those horrible images aside as we get ready for the upcoming season six finale.

But before we get our blood pumping at the thought of next week’s ill-fated, heart-breaking finale, let’s go over some of the crazy shenanigans that seized the screen in this week’s episode. And thankfully, the minds behind True Blood kept this episode plain and simple, focusing this episode on two main storylines: pairing Terry’s heartfelt funeral with the contrasting chaos at vamp-camp. There was not much Warlow chaos and there was no unwanted werewolf/shifter drama. Phew!  Continue reading

Hollywood.com: ‘True Blood’ Recap: ‘Dead Meat’ (Season 6, Episode 8)

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The beginning of August brings blood-stained tears to our eyes. Yes, it’s a bummer that summer’s coming to a close way too soon, but we’re mostly saddened that the end of True Blood is near. Can you believe we’re only two episodes away from the sixth season finale? This season flew by almost as fast as it took Bill to behead Governor Burrell.

But we don’t have to bid farewell to this season of True Blood quite yet! We still have a hell of a lot of drama going down in Bon Temps! So, let’s clear up some of the gory and bloody bits that this week’s episode bombarded us with.

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Hollywood.com: True Blood Recap ‘In The Ever’ (Season 6, Episode 7)

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I know it’s been hard to quench your thirst all this week considering your Tru Blood stash was laced with Hepatitis V, but fear not because this week’s episode of True Blood satiated your bloody appetites.

Yes, it’s a total bummer that two characters didn’t return to our screen this week since we had to say goodbye to Terry and Governor Burrell last episode–not that we minded saying adios to Burrell at all whatsoever. But at least this week not only served up a few sex scenes, but also… drumroll please… another lead character’s death! So read on for all the deets on the bloody bits True Blood  delivered!

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Hollywood.com: True Blood Recap: Don’t You Feel Me (Season 6, Episode 6)

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After witnessing Sookie drown last Sunday evening, we knew that this week’s episode would be soaked in shear chaos. And True Blood did not disappoint. We watched Bill walk in the light, indulged in a much-needed sex scene, and even bid farewell to two lead characters. Yeah, it was pretty epic to say the least.

Now that you’re all revved up, it’s time to delve into all the bloody bits that True Blood served up.

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Hollywood.com: True Blood Recap: F**ck the Pain Away (Season 6, Episode 5)

As written for Hollywood.com:After last week’s insanely badass ending of True Blood, we know you couldn’t wait to watch Sookie terrorize Warlow with her lethal fairy-ball. And the latest True Blood episode, ‘F**k the Pain Away,’ brought all the pizzazz you Sooklow shippers – we definitely need to come up with a better celebrity couple name for Sookie and Warlow – have been craving.

So pop out your fangs and get ready to sink ’em into all the blood-soaked details from this week’s suspensefully awesome episode.

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Hollywood.com: ‘True Blood’ Recap: Get The F**ck Off Me Or Die (Season 6, Episode 4)

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As patriotic as it is to get decked out in red, white and blue over this flag-waving Independence Day weekend, we know there’s only one color you actually care about: red. Red as in blood. As in vampire blood. As in the vampire blood that drenches your TV screen as you watch True Blood. Yeah, you get it.

Well, last night’s episode “At Last” had a whole lot of blood to go around: fairy blood, vampire blood, human blood — you name the blood type, True Blood  has the perfect match for you. Now that your heart’s pumping perfectly, let’s immerse ourselves in the bloody details from this week’s fang-bearing and fairy-blasting episode.

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Hollywood.com: ‘True Blood’ Recap: S**t Really Hits the Fan (Season 6, Episode 3)

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After last week’s insanity-filled episode of True Blood, it was hard to hold back our fangs while faced with a week of complete and utter blood-deprivation.

With so much sexual tension already on the rise this season, I’m sure you could barely wait to indulge in a bubbly-bloodbath in honor of episode three. Well, Sunday evening soaked our television in blissful gore and now it’s time for you V addicts to relapse once more as we discuss the bloody little deets from last night’s horrifingly-epic episode, “You’re No Good”!

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Hollywood.com: ‘True Blood’ Recap: Fairly Odd Grandparent (Season 6, Episode 2)

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Bloodsuckers, we’re back in Bon Temps for the next episode of True Blood! I know you craved a tall glass of Tru Blood after last week’s whacko-filled premiere episode, but I’m sure that last night’s episode “The Sun” definitely clenched your thirst!

Now that you’re no longer parched, let’s maneuvour our way through all those sanguinary details.

Sookie’s New Man Candy
We totally forgot Sookie still is an effing waitress at Merlott’s… and, well, apparently she forgot, too! As she tries to resume her normal life on her way to work, she winds up rescuing an endangered fellow halfling fairy named Ben, who is a totally hottie btw. But right when we get feverish about some new man candy to sweeten up Sookie’s life — the hunk even asks her out! — Sookie denies him. But at least our beloved blondie directs Ben towards the mystical Fairy club’s tent to find refuge.

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‘True Blood’ Premiere Recap: Naked Evil Superman (Season 6, Episode 1)

Ladies and gentlemen, werewolves and fairies, vampires and shifters: Welcome to the Season 6 Premiere of True Blood. The waiting sucked, but it’s finally over… And can you believe we’ve already been glamoured for six seasons?! Woah.Although it’s felt like a Vampire-lifetime since we last were sucked into the blood-ridden town of Bon Temp, the first episode of the season, directed by vampire Bill himself (Stephen Moyer), doesn’t skip a heartbeat, and starts up in the gory mess we last found ourselves in: some whacky sh*t going down at The Authority’s headquarters. Now let’s discuss all those bloody little deatails.

Meet Male-Lilith Bill!
After Bill guzzles the whole effing vile of goddess Lilith’s blood, he’s left as a puddle of bloody goo. Gross! Just when we think Bill’s a goner, he is reborn as a fang-bearing male-Lilith (Jason calls him a “naked evil Superman”). The emergence of Lilith-ified Bill sends Eric and Sookie running for refuge. The troubled-trio of Nora, Jason, and Tara, who relinquished Pam and Jessica from the Authority’s jacked-up jail, are looking for a way out of the brewing chaos at The Authority, too. Before a blood-drenched and naked Bill can create a blood bath, Eric and Sookie roll up with perfect timing for the rest of their buddies to jump in their car and zoom the hell out of the fire-blazing Authority compound.

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